clientsfromhell:

Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

geoffrmsy:

dekutree:

tbh I don’t see the fuss about having waiters/waitresses not being happy and enthusiastic like I came here to eat I didn’t come here to be amused by employees as long as I’m getting my food and they’re not being blatantly rude I don’t see why y’all need to go on yelp to rank a restaurant 0/5 and have an outburst on why your waitress didn’t smile at you when she poured you water

this is pretty fucking important

glazedeyes-emptyhearts:

phan-in-kilts:

whispersofphan:

youtuberstuffposts:

NEW DRAWING! So happy with how Dan worked out!….Phil not so much.

WHAT THE HECK I THOUGHT THIS WAS THE ORIGINAL PICTURE

holy shit i nearly scrolled past how in fuck’s name

OHMYGOD

jlbeattys:

50 shades of shut the fuck up about this book i’ve read better smut written by virgin teenagers for free

rnicrophone:

bombing:

cop: who the hell ordered all these pizzas

me: you said i got one phone call

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troyler-oakllet:

gracehelbl0g:

Good hello! In honor of TRXYE rocking the charts just from pre-sale and Happy Little Pill being #1 in so many countries, I’ve decided to do a little giveaway! KEWL!
How To Enter:
1 Like = 1 Entry
1 Reblog = 2 Entries
Like/Reblog Combo = 4 Entries
What Can You Win?
GRAND PRIZE: 1 Winner
One lucky human will win a super stylish TRXYE sweatshirt from District Lines.

NOTE: I cannot guarantee a specific size but it will most likely be either a Small or Medium.
Second Place: 5 Winners
I will be picking 5 people and sending them a copy of the TRXYE EP either off iTunes or from his website.
Third Place: 10 Winners
If Happy Little Pill becomes available to “gift”, I will buy the song for you on iTunes. If that doesn’t happen, I will just buy you the EP.
CHANCES TO ENTER ENDS ON AUGUST 15TH SO LET THE GAMES BEGIN!


I WANT A SWEATER